Does your favorite restaurant have a two-month waitlist because of tourists? Are you navigating traffic like it’s an Olympic sport? Are your favorite beach spots now as crowded as a sardine can? We’ve got just the shirt for you!
This T-shirt is a loving yet cheeky way to tell our visitors: “We appreciate your time and money… but mostly your departure!” It’s perfect for local heroes who’ve braved the influx and want to send a polite (but firm) message.
Additional Benefits:
- Conversation Starter: Ideal for making new friends who share your pain – or gently nudging tourists to explore somewhere else.
- Stress Reliever: Wear it and feel a sense of relief knowing you’ve said what everyone’s thinking.
- Tourist Repellant: Okay, maybe not literally, but we can dream.
Perfect For:
- Local Floridians who’ve mastered the art of dodging tourists.
- Beachgoers who like their sand with a side of space.
- Residents who want to take back their dinner reservations.
Order yours today and wear it proudly. Let’s reclaim our city, one sassy T-shirt at a time!
.: 100% preshrunk cotton
.: Light fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.01 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 33.98 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.72 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.21 | 9.72 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
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